The internet is the great equalizer of our time. With no other resources needed than a computer, basic typing skills, the most tenuous of grasps on basic spelling and grammatical structure and an endless supply of hotpockets, every idiot has access to the biggest, loudest and most annoying megaphones ever created by the human race. I am utilizing that metaphorical megaphone to analyze that wonderful little gif up there. The internet is full of jewels like that, but this is my personal favorite. Partly because the gaffe is so painfully obvious, partly because I love Star Trek (TOS, of course), partly because we can all relate to that poor guy and his imaginary wheel a bit, and a little bit because my sleep-deprived brain, upon watching it at 2:00 Monday morning, has been attempting for almost an hour now to explain why his seemingly nonsensical actions are actually very real and relevant. I will be focusing on that little bit.
Let’s start with the obvious:
1.
The character in question is a white male…
…and everyone knows that white and male, even 300 years into the future,
are the universal symbols for success and authority. This lends him and his actions
credibility. Just trust the guy- he’s got this. He was born and bred
for it! But if it was Nurse Chapel or, god forbid, Sulu, cranking on that
imaginary whatever, we would either see a) a desperate stampede to the medical
bay because someone’s clearly laced the food synthesizer with acid again (goddamn space hippies) or b) a squadron of red-shirted security officers slowly
advancing on the unsuspecting minority or female (or female minority- we don’t
discriminate here) with phasers set to stun and a straight-jacket waiting in
the wings.
2.
He’s sporting a gold shirt…
…which is the color worn by command personnel, according to the Wikipedia
page solely dedicated to the intricacies and evolution of Starfleet uniforms
and my own extensive personal research (all three TOS seasons on DVD, yeeeee). And
we can totally trust him because no one in any position of leadership has been wrong
about anything, ever. Never. It’s just not a thing that happens. Ever.
3.
His commanding officers just walk on by like it’s
no big deal…
…and
we can totally trust that at least one of the members of the
Kirk/Spock/McCoy/Scotty dream team would notice if one of their crew members
were attempting to use a hallucinated piece of equipment. I mean, it’s not like
the captain hasn’t demonstrated any problem solving strategies other than
sucker punch or seduce, or the science officer’s instruments break down/are
misread so often it’s a wonder he doesn’t just break out the spyglass and astrolabe,
or the chief medical officer has an almost phobic disdain for every piece of
technology that stands between him and the cold vacuum of space, or the chief
engineer is only able to keep warp drive working when its malfunction is not
necessary for plot development. These guys are at the top of their leagues.
They definitely know what they’re doing.